I don't follow Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures very closely but I really liked this quote noted after the comic:
The best thing about enemies is you are usually not the only one they have.
This is the Help Desk; a career that relies upon the facts that computers are crap and people are stupid. The stories you are about to read are true. Some names have been changed to protect my employment but others have not so as to implicate the guilty.