This is the Help Desk; a career that relies upon the facts that computers are crap and people are stupid. The stories you are about to read are true. Some names have been changed to protect my employment but others have not so as to implicate the guilty.
Saw a blog with a link to an electoral compass and figured I'd give it a try.
It seems to "recommend" that I vote for Barack Obama.
It's interesting to compare it to a different political compass which has me well outside of many of the views of even Obama.