Commando Rodents

The Islamic Republic News Agency reported last week that fourteen squirrels were arrested attempting to cross the Iranian border to commit acts of espionage on behalf of Western powers.

Here you can see a picture captured using my hidden camera of one of them training in my back yard. There must be a terrorist training camp in the woods behind my house. They could also be part of the Squirrel Mafia, you know, the intelligence gatherers that Kennedy used to spearhead the Bay of Pigs invasion.

I've been thinking of erecting a statue to the squirrel god Ratatosk as a sort of peace offering to make sure they don't do anything untoward should we forget to hang out corn for them.