This is the Help Desk; a career that relies upon the facts that computers are crap and people are stupid. The stories you are about to read are true. Some names have been changed to protect my employment but others have not so as to implicate the guilty.
There was evidence that we rodent invaders in the house so the traps went out. Got one on Friday and another one today. I took him out back of the house into the woods to let him go. Those deer mice are kind of cute, when they aren't pooping on the kitchen counter.