Where the Calamari Orders You.

I was in New York this week for my nephew's High School graduation and afterwards we went with my brother's family to Benihana. I was immediately disturbed by the horror on the plates.

It was the great elder god Cthulhu set above what must have been a multi-eyed and tentacled Shoggoth. My wife insisted that I was looking at it upside down and that it was actually flowers in a vase but I simply wasn't buying it.